Ladies seeking friendship

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Kind, normal, classy guy would like a Christmas date Hi.
Im not prepared to spend a whole lot of time writing on this. Yes, Im a writer by profession, but the odds of someone reading this and responding and it all working out seem fairly dim.
But do not think I am a pessimist. No, I am a realist.
However, Id kick myself if I didnt give it a shot, so here it goes.
Im a 34 year old single man who only arrived in Burlington in October, and plan to leave at the beginning of February. Ive been working on a project, and it will be wrapping up and Ill be joining a Peace Corps project in Ukraine.
Therefore, I dont know very many people, and its hard developing meaningful relationships when youre only around for a little while. Thus my being alone on Christmas.
Im 63", and have wild curly auburn hair. I am fairly normal, apart from my fascination with Jazz music. I have undergraduate and graduate degrees. I like smart, witty people, but tonight, on Christmas , Id just like a little company women ready to fuck in Devils tower Wyoming to distract ourselves from the fact that the rest of the world seems to have these essential human relationships ironed out and we dont.
Im not particularly religious, though I consider myself spiritual. Im not looking for a hookup. Though I never limit the potential of a night in advance, Id like to see if there is a mutual attraction before assessing where the evening will end. Or the following day.
Hopefully theres someone out there who feels the same as I do.

Hoping to practice on my oral. Let me start off by saying this is a really weird thing for me to type out, and its been a very long thought process to say this. I am single, so i havent got to really do anything for a few months. And i would really like to practice on this, i feel like i am already decent, but having someone tell me what was good and not good, i think will hopefully help out in my next relationship? I am not asking for anything in return, i do not want sex or anything else, just someone who will tell me what was the best. I do enjoy doing this so its not like im really going to hate it. If anyone might be interested go for it, again this is really weird and im not exactly sure what to say lol.

Hope I die tomorrow So yes, I'm disappointed about a girl. I don't know how I get such beautiful girls, but just cause your , doesn't mean you can mistreat me. So how bout this, tomorrow, let's see how anyone does without me in there life at all. And me not having a life anymore. I can easily get over someone in time. I know. But why even try when I am always the one getting screwed. And the person doing the screwing doesn't even care. I mean, why would they. They got what they wanted