Have I used the wrong approach?
Well, s is sort of a new thing for me. Really, it has not been very easy to make progress here. At this point, I feel this is what I should be asking for:
Boar-ish, little tits on a fat ass body, who has no boundaries and one smelly ass C*R*O*T*C*H which takes a bottle of lotion to lube up, chats with many men at once and is eager to gargle, hit me up. Please allow me to explain
I want a huge fat woman who s herself a BBW, but who as totally forgotten that the second "B" customarily stands for "Beautiful" and not "Boar." There have got to be some Big Boar-like Women out there. Yes, your read it right, I want the Big Boars. There have got to be a few left out there.
Oh, one other thing, its is like an unwritten rule: if you are a BBW, you must have large breasts. By that, I mean DD, maybe D if they are really really nice, or larger. But C? B? That just does not cut it. I can think of no crueler joke on a woman (and all us men lucky to be with her) to be fatter than hell, and still wear a B cup. Cmon, if you are a true BBW, you better have some poundage flopping or consider a different acronym. Maybe .lets see .FGLT a Fat Girl with Little Tits. Somehow, I just dont think there is a market for it. Plus, it sounds too much like a BLT and we dont wanna mix food when there is a good chance a "fat" lady will be reading this. I do, of course, want u to finish the ad and not have to run off to the refrigerator. Savvy?
I also want a lady who, in addition to being a Boar, will have no idea what she really wants, but would rather just talk and give me a hard time about what she thinks I am talking about. You know the type.for example, I may say, "Hey, nice picture, do your have more?" and she says back, "What the heck? I dont take naked pictures. Why are all you men the same. (insert head snap here)?" You know, jumping right into that argument because your F*U*C*K*ing personality disorder can not allow you to see the world through any other prism but for the F*U*C*Ked up distorted frontal lobes that, god only knows, maybe your great uncle, or maybe a neighbor, beat on as you were growing up. And, I love it when you take that sh*t out on me, especially when the response stems from a question that was had its roots in a compliment remember "Hey, nice pictures. Do you have more?" So sorry I asked. How about this, "You look heavier than what you said." That is my new response. I think women will love it You are to be cherished ladies .I mean it.
By the way, I have a wicked sense of humor .many women like that in a man .(I should insert here, and I sure hope you read this.
Oh, and lets not forget I want you to also have no sense of boundaries whatsoever. Just me at any time and ask me to meet you so you can take me to the F*U*C*K/Sex club in Brandon. There is nothing I like more than to meet 65 year old women in sex clubs I just cant seem to find a 40 year old one who can still make her own juice .savvy?
Lets see, what else do I look for in a woman hmmm a stanky crotch is also a plus. Be a complete liar, and, if and when we do chat, how about you chat with like four or five other people at once-and not tell me. Sure, you cant to that here without being detected, but we can jump over to.So, chat away I LOVE disjointed conversations where you may, totally out of the blue, say something like "I told you, I like it if u rub it in between my breasts" in response to my question "How was your day today?" God, I love that. I can not get enough of the 1/8 of a persons attention, especially when the other 7/8s of it may be chatting away with guys who may soon be plastering you with a mayo like substance.
Lets see, oh, here is a good one, very often I have managed to chat with a few of you at once, on , where you have believed I am a different person. Now that is fun. By the way, I can get away with it as I dont seem to mix up my IMs and incidentally have never lived in Pinellas Park.
Gee, as a last thing, I just love it when women message me and the first thing they want to do is meet me and fool around. Ummmm, can you say Penicillin?
Finally, I guess here is one more thing. I am looking for a woman who, if she insists on meeting me, after insulting me by chatting with other men at the same time, who stanks well, and she really wants to go down on me .you must take in all my cum and not just swallow it, but u need to gargle with it as well. Swallowing is just too easy Cmon, all u have to do is swallow. Hell, I could do that.
Okay, it is large (you know what I mean) but I will not hurt you with it. If you cant take it all the way, just a kiss on the tip will be fine. Use your hand for the rest .You, you know who you are I am sorry about that sore throat.
If you feel you meet these qualifications: Boar-ish, little tits on a fat ass body, who has no boundaries and one smelly as C*R*O*T*C*H which takes a bottle of lotion to lube up, chats with many men at once and is eager to gargle, hit me up.
I do believe we are a match.
And I thought I may not be fit for dating .but then again, what the hell do psychiatrists know.
:-)
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