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you were riding your bike down nicholasville road, and i was waiting to go straight at the light in my purple spraypainted car. you saw me and smiled, so i knew that instead of waiting for the light to turn green to go straight, i should turn right. when you turned around to look back at me after you rode past, i KNEW i had to turn after you! i tried to drive slow so we could catch eachother at another light, but to no avail; traffic was moving too fast! i turned around several times to try and catch back up to you, because you ARE THE CUTEST BOY I HAVE EVER SEEN and you should totally be my boyfriend <3 <3 <3 i've never instantly fallen in love, but you are the fucking cutest thing, and i have never seen you around town before. i loved your skinny jeans and your mini-fro and your adorable septum piercing and ESPECIALLY that killer smile you gave me. my car is painted purple with stars all over it, i was blasting electro and i have rainbow dreadlocks and had my sunglasses on (and my septum is pierced too, but yours looks better on you). hit me up with the intersection we saw eachother at if you ever see this ! <3 <3
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Im looking for someone that would like to go out for drinks, get stumbling drunk, and pick a fight with the shrubbery by the front door for staring at your breast NOT REALLY! I dont drink that much, but Im NOT going to take any crap off of that ficcus!
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Disclaimer # 2: If ANY parts of this ad caused you to, Pee your pants from laughing or fall out of your chair from laughing and hit your head, or caused you to laugh your ass off. I am NOT responsible for 1. Dry cleaning bills. 2. E.R. bills for stitches to your head for falling out of a chair. 3. Charges for having your ass sewn back on.
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