Looking for a real FWB, SSBBW preferred, absolutely NSA m4w
Is that enough housewives looking sex Bristol New Hampshire acronyms for you? Ideally we will enjoy each others company, can go out to lunch or dinner now and then, go out to a movie now and then, maybe youre a photography buff like me and would like to go out and take pictures now and then. I really am looking for both the friend with the benefits. The no strings attached has to be there since I am not looking for a long term relationship leading to marriage. I am married in an open relationship wait read the rest. My wife does her thing, I do my thing and we both discuss and share the details with each other, no secrets. My thing typiy involves looking for and not finding unicorns since a SSBBW looking for a FWB situation with NSA is really hard to find!! :D still here continue on, it gets juicy soon!
Heres the bad part I am not Pitt juicy parts still to come or whatever the freaking er equivalent is now a-days. Im a little overweight, yet I eat healthier than most and just need to get my tired ass out of bed earlier to exercise a little more and Im golden or at least a few pounds lighter because Im a fair haired, freckled man that goes from white to red never really golden. Next I do not have the hair of Fabio the golden locks where there, revolted near the upper mid section, then the outer parts of my head decided that a smooth hairless area would look lovely this time of year and evicted that fucking pile of hair right on top of my head. Theres just not a damn thing I can do about it other than wear interesting hats. So if you need a full head of hair, I wish you farewell not fondly, just succinctly.
Next Im shy at first. I have all sorts of interesting thing to say immediately after you leave after our first date. You have to make to the second date to hear them.
The good parts what comes may be considered juicy I have one giant oral fetish that you will need to appreciate and enjoy. I love to lick forEVER. My one requirement here is that you fucking LOVE to receive oral sex. That you are ok at times at doing nothing but receiving oral. At other times you are ok with getting a back rub, a foot rub and then oral before sending me home. I love giving oral more than having orgasms myself. Youll need to both appreciate that and love using it to your advantage.
The atypical parts Im married but my wife knows that Im doing this. I mean she will actually get on the phone and say, yes, Im ok with this.
The parts that require : I have a family and and they will always come first. I do have free time but it takes planning. I typiy cant get an at 3pm saying, come lick me at 4pm. I can, however, get an on Wednesday saying I really would love to spend the afternoon getting orgasm after orgasm on Saturday and Ill probably be able to make that happen. I can even make that happen at my house a lot of times. Ideally we can share the hosting requirements though. Which brings me to another point Im totally ok with this not being a one time thing.
About you: you probably have a big butt, and big thighs. You are any race imaginable, I just dont care. You are more than likely at least 34 years of age or typiy only get along with those that are older than you. You are human and not one of these pointless scripts that scours slist postings to send that say, me at some obscure address or else I wont talk to you. You probably have a beautiful mind that is maybe not appreciated by most, or maybe you know that you are the baddest assd BBW that is ready to whip me into shape. Im good with either.
If you read all of this and were like que? Well then shift-a, translate.google, shift-v and me because Im ok with with English as a second language. However if youre like, what a douche, well then fuck you. If youre anything else, me, Id love to hear from you.
If you found a more sincere ad, send me the link Im skeptical. Oh, and by the fucking way, its cold out tonight, frost formed upon Clayton last night burr its damn cold and Im real. I do enjoy swearing but I am fully capable or conversations without any of that as well its admittedly not as fun, but Im going to spend most of the time licking your pussy anyway, so what the heck fire, go for it why dont ya.
Ive posted a bunch of ads on here after the last few days bonus points if you can you guess which other ones are mine! Ive even posted one that was longer than this one! Ive also posted short ones with out very much details at all. This is probably one of the last. If this ad didnt grab you, I dont think youre meant to be grabbed by me and thats ok. Im at the point where Im realizing that maybe this is not the best place to be looking for what Im looking for (cognizant humans that dont need to be paid for play). Im so hoping you prove me wrong!
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