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Looking for Pregnant sex :/ m4w Just like the title says, but I thought what better place to post then on CL. A place for the weird the unusual .the fucked up. I mean come on! have you read some of these posts especially on the guy side? Besides the always available for your viewing pleasure dick pic they say some of the most no shit hands down hilarious things. I do wonder if some of the idiotic ones actually do work.
Anyways I digress and rant
So I am here to possibly fulfill a somewhat fantasy of mine. Yeah I know isnt that why we are all here. Well *whew* deep breath .I would love to give a full body massage and have wild crazy monkey love with a showing pregnant woman. There I said it. Let the judgment begin! I have no idea why but there is something sexy as hell as a knocked up lady who is showing. And by lady I do mean lady! Not somebody who is on their 7th by 7 daddies. A woman of class, humor and wanting to enjoy life a little. Now for details .I know right like I wasnt getting specific enough. She would have to be Caucasian .kind .understanding .EAN average looks a job "you would be surprised" not living in a trailer and somebody who takes care of themselves. PUT THE TWINKIE DOWN! I think twinkies taste bloody awful to begin with. I dont care if you are attached, married or single. I dont judge. And your privacy will be respected as well as you will be. We are all here to achieve something for ourselves lets not be ass bags about it. I try not to think about all the jackasses out there who seem to think that everything is and or will be theirs based upon delusion that lifting weights entitles them.
So a bit about me just in case you have made it this far which I doubt there are that many brave souls. I am lb, average in the looks department .been told I am handsome but beauty is all in the eye of the beholder .I have a job a car thats not my mobile home and yeah anything else feel free to ask. My hobbies vary and I can usually keep up with most conversations. I am not looking for a serious relationship at all .just good ole fashioned fun. Yes I know another point for people to judge me upon. But I am an adult and you can go fuck yourself ;)
So if interested which I am sure this wont work away and at the very least a good conversation can occur. Put "shitty weather" in the subject line for spam of course and because the weather for the past couple days has sucked!!

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