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Got an for chocolate? Hello ladies, ***DISCLAIMER*** Allow me to start by saying this ad is for women who love chocolate men and have a big for the chocolate, the kind of only a big chocolate bar can crunch. If chocolate man and/or big chocolate bars arent your thing, than I recommend stop here and go about your day have a blessed day...otherwise if I just picked your curiosity than I invite you to keep reading on.. Anyways... I'm in a bit of a situation, I need that itch scratched and it doesnt seem like my current options can do the job. The problem I run into girls who talk big game but can't back it up (figuratively literally). Girls who talk the talk but cant walk the walk (after we're done that is ;). I need a woman who can allow me to reach my red line, which means letting me 2-3x in one session. However I must confess, what makes it challenging to keep up is well lets just say the chocolate bar isn't exactly average size. So on avg lbs Body-Type: Firm Bear HWP Occupation: Grad Student IT/IS Engineer Chocolate bar: Large (above avg in length and girth) I keep it shaved/trimmed Positions: Pie in the sky, butler, drive-thru, spread , oral , stairway to , missionary, advance missionary, cowgirl, rodeo, doggy, guard, tiger/crouching dragon, V is for vixen, and folded deck chair, the hang ten, mover shaker, pleasure pick-me up, the lusty leg lift, supernova, The Dirty Dangle, figure 8, rock roll, cat, The Torrid Triangle, Reach for the Heavens, hot hula, and Frisky Show. Fantasies: I've always wanted to do anal but most girls wont let me (something to do with too much chocolate ;). I've also wanted to hook up with a country girl (cowgirl hat, form fitting keans, red button up shirt, rides a on her free time etc) and I've never experienced an asian or hispanic woman. Oh yea I've had a true one night stand either lol Misc: I do like foreplay before getting down to business. Though I prefer if you enjoyed going down on me as I would on you. I dont mind lonely housewives want sex tonight free sex adds if you DONT like going down. BUT I DO love going down on a girl. So if you dont want to go down that's fine BUT I would LIKE to go down on you! if that's okay of course! Than again who doesn't like getting head? especially when its good ;) Think not? well only one way to find out :p BUT if you're one of those girls who isn't down for foreplay and you like to get right to business I can accommodate to your needs...though I'll try to be just dont get mad at me if it ends up hurting...you've been warned! lol -Other stuff- 1. I WILL NOT PAY FOR SEX!! 2. It doesnt matter who hosts, we can figure that out as we go 3. No immediate referals, meaning plz don't respond on someone else's behalf. I prefer to keep this an A B conversation/experience. As we get to know one another, I wouldnt be against introducing a 3rd party (female) who also wants chocolate. But again until than lets just keep it between us (two). 4. Discretion is implied...I don't want to ruin whatever you have and vice versa. I try to keep some aspects of my life private. I'd appreciate if you kept the same level of respect courtesy. 5. If at any point you wish to end our arrangement, just let me know at your earliest convinience. You dont have to specify your reasoning either, in other words you don't have to tell me why you want to end it. The same will work in reverse....either case we may remain as friends (minus the benefits) afterwards if you wish :) I know this was a lot to read, but as you know I'm an engineer and I like to be theral specific...I swear am not as uptight as I sound in person lol But, If you think this is for you and you happen to have an for chocolate, hmu we will go from there I look forward to hearing from you! Happy hunger :p Have a nice day

I found my soul mate on CL...Really I am looking for a lady that's honest with good morals. I have been single long enough to become well adjusted and content with my life. Looking for someone like minded...Wants the same things in life, happiness and love. Looking for the lady that makes my heart skip a beat...I know she's out there. I am going to keep trying until I find her. Are you my soul mate.. Put My soul is yours in the subject line for a serious response. I would be glad to share pics if you do....Happy hunting ladies....Have faith ladies, not all men are dogs.

Looking for a cute girl or woman for cuddles and more m4w Been single for a few months, and miss having a cute lady to mess around with, so Id like to fix that if only for a few hours :). Age, race, body type doesnt matter to me, I think youre all beautiful ;). Im 22, 6 1", broad-shouldered and strong but a little fluffy, and 7" thick and uncut. Id love to spend some time cuddling, makeout a little bit, and see where things go. DDF and expect the same from you.
If youre interested, shoot me an with some pictures and a little information about yourself, and we can go from there. :)

If you're in it just4friends. Attached lesbian woman, who is looking for friendship only in the LGBT community.
I didnt post in platonic only because there seems to be NO gay women that post in that section, mainly str8 females looking for str8 females. Something of which I cannot totally relate to and they cannot totally relate to me. So Johnny, I'll take door number 2. and hence I'm here!!
Again, lets reiterate, I am not looking for a hookup, a one night stand, anything with your MAN, romance, a naked picture nor any of the "mating" terms used these days.
I simply want to increase my friendships.
I work a varied schedule, but I'm sure we could at least hang out every 3 consecutive blue moons when the earths gravitational pull is aligned with the planets of jupiter and mars.
If not, at least we tried.