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Goofball seeking goofball Whats up ladies? My names David, and as the title states, I am a bit of a goofball. I love making people laugh and I always have a smile on my face. Well, I'm sick right now, so I'm not really smiling now, but it's whatever. Anyways, I'm recently single and looking to get back in the game, I'm a little rusty as it was a long relationship so bear with me.
So while I'm home sick and bored out of my mind, I'm going to try and make this into a David Letterman top 10 list.
So, here's the top 10 reasons you should reply to this link:
Drum roll please: Number 10) If your taller than 5' 9'', that'd be cooler than sliced bread. (I know that one wasn't funny but you know, I'm tall, so yeah. Moving on)
Number 9) If your as goofy as Ashton Kutcher in What Happens in Vegas, or as witty as his "wifes" lawyer, we'd get along well.
Number 8) If your as fast as Ussain Bolt, well that'd be downright impressive because he's kind of fast. (actually, I'm really slow but I can run 4ish miles at a time kind of quick)
Number 7) If your smart enough to type out a post as long as this and not have purposely misspelled words like "an" for and. That's just annoying and shows laziness.
Number 6) If you enjoy cuddling with your teddy bear. I might be big and intimidating looking, but I'm really just a big giant teddy bear that likes cuddling.
Number 5) If you are goal oriented, that'd be kind of sweet. Please be going somewhere in your life, because I am and I won't let anyone get in my way.
Number 4) Are you capable of holding a conversation for longer than 34 seconds? Because that'd be pretty neat!
Number 3) Are you capable of making a David Letterman's top 10 list? Yeah, apparently I can't either.
Number 2) Do you like trying new things? Like kayaking or mountain biking or skydiving? I'm going to try skydiving at some point so maybe you should be open to trying it. I kayak and bike all the time so be willing to try. (Trying food, I'm kind of a wuss. I'll try things but I know what I like and what I don't but I may be open for new food)
Number 1) Can you make an interesting guess what my major is at UNL? Put that in the opening sentence of your email to me, because I know you want to send one after this long post.
Here's a little more about me, I work a lot at a local italian restaurant. I work hard. I love to have a good time, I do drink, but just socially with friends. I love meeting new people and I am really up for anything. My only requirement's are these: don't be rude. If your rude to me or my family, I'll be gone faster than the blink of an eye. Second: I'm lutheran, I don't get to church much because I work sunday mornings, but please be somewhat religious or at least open minded enough to go with me on the rare occasions I get to go. I'm not a bible beater but yeah.
Send me a pic, I'll send one back yada yada yada. I'm looking for someone interesting. I realize this Top 10 sucked but I promise, I am good at making people laugh and making people smile.
So as an end note, I use Era Laundry detergent because it smells nice. Put the type you use in the subject of your email so I know your real. Thanks have a good one. GO BIG RED!