Sick of Neanderthals with ED? m4w
You know what Im talking about, truth is I feel sorry for you ladies on here. Any of this stuff sound familiar?
You get an from a guy and envision him in a lion cloth, grunting at a stick trying to create fire. Or you write out a thoughtful ad and open up to a few monosyllabic words followed by a glorious sausage sleeve, as if he believes youve never seen anything so glorious that youre just dying to jump on it. And if you dont respond to the endless wave of Neanderthals you get a lovely (or two) thats probably unintelligible but you get the gist again, "ug man want sex, woman give head, woman leave. Man happy." (Apologies, I find it hard to dumb things down).
Lets be honest here, even if youre feeling frisky, adventurous, looking for a new fwb you still deserve to be treated like a lady.
So if you feel like exchanging pleasantries with an intelligent, respectful, mentally stable male in his mid 20s shoot me an with something witty in the subject :)
Since Ive gotten you this far I feel you deserve full disclosure: I am attached, and not looking to change either of our statuses at the present moment. That being said I can be as discreet as you wish, and I hope for the same courtesy!
Sense of humor and ability to a conversation is a plus :p
So, something regular? m4w
Before we get started, so I can weed out fakes, tell me what color your toes are painted. I'm looking for one woman for something regular. Not here to bed a different woman every weekend or a wham-bamm. I'd certainly be open to more if we're both thinking the same. If you like kissing, caressing, massages w oil, slow dancing in the living room, teasing and pleasing. giving and getting, we should chat. I'm looking for woman who appreciates sensual and erotic. No drama, head games (well maybe some games, we'll have to see). About me: me, 5'11, blondish, green to blue eyes, lean, reasonably fit, laid back, nicely packaged below the belt if it matters and a nice guy. I give a good back and foot rub. Plus lusty, carnal, undefined, eclectic, oral, happy, positive, playful, respectful, fun loving, insatiable, optimistic, honest, sincere, sensual, open minded, kissable, selective, creative, flirtatious, uninhibited, sweet, naughty, erotic, tactile, funny, compassionate, passionate. So, your turn.
Marine in town for the weekend looking for fun m4w
Looking for a classy lady to have some NSA fun with tonight.
I'm only in town until tomorrow night.
Let's make this happen.
Email - your pic gets mine.
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