BEST FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS w4m
First off I am HSV +. Ok, that made about half of you move on to the next posting. . .the other half are either in the same boat as I am or have no clue what I'm talking about.
Now that that 's out of the way, Hi! I'm new to this CL posting thing so bear with me. I'm not really sure what I'm looking for yet. I guess I'll know when I run smack dab into it. I've been single for a while now and have not had sex longer than I'd care to admit (besides with a battery operated device). What I do know is that I don't want a guy to just come over and screw or vice versa, but on the other hand I'm not sure if I'm entirely ready for a serious relationship. Hmmm so I guess that makes everything in between fair game. Is there such a thing as a FWB with other perks such as spending the night together once in a while, going out for drinks on occasion, going on day hikes, and maybe camping, all without drama involved? I don't know if I just described a dating thing or a boyfriend/girlfriend thing or not. I might have. I guess I'm open to ing it that if it is or if it turns out to be that, which by the way I'm not totally opposed to it if I meet the right guy.
Let me tell you more about me, my "stats" and random things that will help you decide if you are going to answer my ad or not.
-I'm 5'3"
- No clue how much I weigh. . .maybe lbs?
- Curvy figure, meaning I have boobs, a waist, hips, and an ass
- Brown (with some random grays) hair, medium length
- Hazel/green eyes and I wear glasses
The good, the bad, and maybe some ugly:
- I'm cute/pretty
- I love to laugh, be silly, maybe even goofy
- I live in a cute house with my cat
- I have my own car
- I have a great job
- I don't do drugs (unless you count coffee, the occasional alcoholic beverage and cigarette drugs).
- I love to eat and if we go out or eat together I won't order just a salad and take two bites and say I'm full.
- I really, really enjoy sex. And let me further this by saying I'd be very interested in trying a D/s relationship with a man who is an experienced Dom. I'm not
super vanilla when it comes to sex and the thought of meeting someone as open as I am about sex would be, well, a dream come true and refreshing to say the
least.
- I work terrible hours for most. Not for me though, I love the night shift.
- I rarely have weekends off.
- I swear. Sometimes a lot.
- I can be sarcastic and a real smart ass.
- I can be moody and, yes, a bitch. Come on guys, I'm a female and I'm starting to go through the change so what do you expect?
- I need my alone time. I'm hoping you need your alone time as well. In fact, please do want your alone time or time with friends. I'd be worried and a little
creeped out if you didn't.
- I occasionally smoke cigarettes. Sometimes after a long night at work I just need to have one.
- I sometimes worry a little too much and get a little negative about things. I get over it pretty fast.
- Sometimes I'm super lazy. There are days I'll just lay or sit on the couch and do nothing but watch tv or read.
- I'm NOT a girly girl. Oh, I can dress up for a special occasion, but I'd rather be in jeans and a t-shirt or a skirt and a t-shirt during the summer.
- I rarely wear makeup or do my hair. I'm a shower and go kinda girl.
- I'm kinda picky about funny things, i.e. some of the foods I eat, what household products I buy/use.
Random things that may or may not piss some guys off:
- I prefer white guys.
- Please do not wear socks with sandals.
- I prefer men who do manual labor for work. I love a guy who has rough, dirty hands, who gets dirty at work, who may not even own a suit, who has more work
boots than dress shoes, who prefers to wear Carhartt clothing , who would rather shop at Cabela's or Home Depot than wait. . .I forgot men don't like to shop.
Scratch that.
- I am not a wine drinker. I'll have a beer.
- I do not like country music. I listen to classic rock.
- I have a couple tats and piercings
- Please, please have a job, a vehicle, and live alone or with your kid (human or animal)
- If you are ex/former military...don't be shy! You'll move up to the front...if I get any responses.
Well, I think that about covers it! I hope to hear from someone. I don't know if I will. No expectations. If you do decide to answer this ad please put something in the subject regarding my post. For example, "hey, I'm taller than you" or "wow I have a vehicle AND live alone" or "shazam! I'm a former Marine!" You get the idea. Good luck out there in CL land. I hope you all find what you are looking for.