I Aint All That :-/ m4w
About Me? Hmmm .being male, I am naturally narcissistic. I never pass a mirror without looking. People tell me I have a familiar face. I dont see it. As far as drama and baggage? I have so much baggage that I built an addition onto my house to store it all. If I had any more drama in my life, Id have my own soap opera. I think self-confidence is over-rated. Like most of you, I can go from casual to dress up in a flash. Start out in my casual, dirty, torn, baggy shorts and stained wife beater t-shirt and change to my dress up soiled Levis and sleeveless flannel shirt in a jiffy ! As far as hygiene, I just dont see what the fuss is all about. Nor do I have much time for it. If God had wanted us to look and smell clean, we wouldve been born without pores. I have a lousy sense of humor. My life generally sucks. Im dishonest, disloyal, generally disheveled and dispassionate. Fidelity is over rated. But dont even think about dissin me yourself ! As far as work is concerned .what is that? This "work" thing sounds so foreign to me. I am dependent and clingy. But I do like to exercise daily. Getting off the couch or recliner to get another beer can wear on a man but I like to stay in shape. Chasing collectors off my property can be invigorating, too.
As far as the woman I want? The woman of my dreams? Breathing is at the top of my priority list. Everything else takes a distant 2nd. I prefer taller to shorter and narrower to wider. Ethnicity is irrelevant just as long as she is from Planet Earth. I know women are from Venus but I prefer them from Earth. Hair is important. Im not particular to color blonde, brown, red, black or shades around those colors. As long as its on top of their head. And you dont even have to be naturally one color or the other. Chest hair is out as is leg hair and nose hair. I can deal with under arm hair.
And what does "HWP" mean? I mean come on if Im 62" and that is also proportion. Granted it is a substantially larger proportion but still HWP, yes?
For all of you women who are interested, be patient. The line is long. I know, I know .I had you at BURP?
ps if you understand self-deprecating humor , well click. Did I mention I am also ambidextrous?
Married and just looking for a bit more than a platonic buddy.