Advice, please? m4w
I'm going to be blatantly honest here.
The first thing you should know about this post is that I'm fairly drunk. Sure, my grammar doesn't reflect it (yet), but that's because I take great pride in my sentence structure. The second thing that you should know is that I've been dealt three very bad rounds in the poker game of life and love, and it's getting fairly old. The third and final thing is that
I'm not a jackass. Sure, anybody can just SAY that, but how can you be sure it's true? I'm not exactly sure how to go about proving my non jackassedness right now (due to the alcohol), but take my word for it... I hold open doors for people and stuff. Yeah.
So here's where I need the advice. I've had three girlfriends my entire life... And at my age, that's not cool. I'm not complaining, because being "alpha" or "cool" has never been a huge concern of mine. But what isn't cool is that the first one tried to kill me, the second one cheated on me a few times, and the third just left the state without telling me. Is there something in my personality that anyone here can ascertain from no Strings Attached Sex TX Dripping springs 78620 this brief post that attracts psychotic women?
Seriously. I'm a good guy. I'm chivalrous and polite. I'm tall, athletic, and romantic. For fuck's sake, I even have blue eyes. I'm not perfect, but I'm not deplorable. After this string of romantic failures, I've turned to alcohol to resolve my problems, but my conscious side worries about how much longer I can keep this up without some sort of permanent ailment. I just need someone to give me some advice. I'm desperate, here. Help me out.