Hoping to find my goddess...
This might be a little long, so be sure to have coffee nearby. Rest assured, I drink a lot of coffee. According to most of the want ads on CL, girls these days are all looking for:
- A man from whom they can easily siphon money / is made of money / is a solid gold automaton
- The "bad boy", aka that kid that drinks all night, has a pencil thin beard and drives a blacked out rice-burner.
- The type of man that doesn't exist in reality (example: 7' tall, CEO, born with a suit on, complete with silver enema and corporate choke-chain accessories, makes over four-hundred million dollars per second, and also trains unicorns as a hobby. This man can also produce rainbow colored farts that reek not of colon or gastrointestinal tract, but of incense.
None of the above will you find pursuing this personal ad.
I'm looking for a really nice girl, to be my goddess. I like the usual stuff. . . the movies, diners (particularly shiny ones), cruises, going to car shows, cuddling up; sometimes the pursuit of something fun to do becomes the fun. I don't mind going clothes shopping at the mall, so long as you don't mind hanging around me at the local Tractor Supply, speed shop or the drag strip. I'm respectful, and have a solid sense of chivalry (within reason anyway). I'm honest; maybe too housewives looking sex Central Bridge New York honest. I'll open all the doors in the world for you, but I'll find something else to put over the puddle for you to walk on, keeping my jacket dry. Must be my practical side; I knew it was in there somewhere. I can be amusing.
I like a lot of music, primarily rock, metal, country. . . but jazz and classical are good on occasion. Most rap annoys me. Mostly. I love old ' lbs. and have no fat on me (skinny yet strong). I'm not college educated, and I don't care if you are or aren't. My temper has a long fuse (I don't sweat the small stuff, and most of it is small stuff). I'm very cynical. I have an odd sense of humor as well, though I seem to crack people up pretty easily with my left-field random utterances. I'm a little awkward socially until I know you. I suppose I could be socially classified as a Beta male with some Alpha male traits... I'll admit I'm not to "with" these classifications. Alpha, Beta, what the hell is a Gamma male, radioactive? I'll have a beer here and there, I don't smoke the ganja but I do smoke (not heavily, not in the car, not in the house); if you do I'm perfectly okay with it. I have very Libertarian political views... Until we get some people in office that know what the Constitution is, any discussion of politics is a waste of time; it's a one-party ownership of the "United States of America, Inc." Seriously, the United States is incorporated, don't believe me check it out.
I have a cat and am animal friendly.
I like when girls are playfully cruel and somewhat commandeering/playfully bossy, and although I don't consider myself a freak, I am into feet/high heels. Could be a plus or a minus, but I feel it's only fair put that up front (albeit several paragraphs down) because I know many people have issues with that.
As far as the physical attributes that I'm looking for... between 5'-6' around the same age as me would be good, and though I'm not really piggy about how I look at women, I am most attracted to a Caucasian girl that is slim and somewhat fit (able to hop on a bike and go for a ride) with dark hair and dark eyes. Not being a heroine addict is also a big plus. I like it when a girl takes care of herself, but please, use organic make up if you do at all... :)
If you send me a pic, I'll send you one back.
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