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seeking a female businesswoman I am a 38 yr old single male who is looking for a single businesswoman to spank me. This has always been my fantasy. I have definately been wanting this for a long time. I hope to hear from you. Please help me with this need. Please serious replies only. Please put business woman in subject line so I know its not spam. No bots. Thank you for stopping buy. Look forward to hearing from you.

Jerk seeks nice girl Im an hole. I wont open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, Im a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.
Also I dont do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I wont sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I dont want you to know where I live).
POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I dont waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:
1. Talk about your hobbies. kicking puppies
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations finding a woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique Im not unique in the least bit
4. Your taste in music The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, *cat , Indigo Girls
PLEASE PUT YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT IN THE SUBJECT LINE, OR YOUR RESPONSES WILL GET RECYCLED.
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Haven't had sex in over 10 years I'm a beautiful, sensual woman who hasn't had any sex over 10 years, and quite frankly, it's about damn time. I've given up on finding someone who wants to have a relationship and I'm ready for some great sex with a great guy. Put "eggplant" in the subject, and let me know your deepest desires! (Must be DDF, as am I.)

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